Whining/Guitar
Dallas Zimmerman is a proud member of the United States Marine Corps!! Lance Corporal Zimmerman (no, he's not a Rear Admiral, sillies) is the youngest member of the band, so he gets a sound ass-beating at each rehearsal. When he is not busy playing Paul's guitar or writing lyrics that make Matchbox 20 sound like Cannibal Corpse, Dallas spends most of his time working, sleeping, and waiting for manhood.